What a great weekend, Friday night's Zombie Cabaret was a huge success, it was of the busiest Friday's we've ever had. There was a disaster with GZ's sound board, but I don't think the audience knew anything was wrong.

Saturday I MC's the GZ costume contest which was fun. The club was packed beyond belief and the winning costume (Bondage Big Bird) was outstanding. After that I DJ'ed (along with noise and DV8) at Jean's Halloween party. That was one of the funnest parties I've ever gone too. I didn't get home until 7:30 Sunday morning - wow.

Now for something a little different:


Stormtroopers reminisce about the death star

I found another one of those weird products, check it out

... also why I don't have kids.

This kid's mom canceled his World of Warcraft account, watch the aftermath

I don't remember ads from the 80's being this racy



I can't figure out what else she could be saying....

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

This can't be real can it?   Unless it's a Sy Fy movie (BTW, that is really how the network will spell their name starting this summer)

I work in the advertising business, and I hear a lot of crazy ideas that are kicked around for ad concepts.

But nothing that would ever come close to the crazyness of these Japanese ads for high blood pressure, RubberDuckZilla and I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea

What do you do

Here are a couple of pretty good Molson ads, I don't know if they would be able to air here.

It's called Flame, you know you like it.

It smells familiar, what is it?

That's the smell of a flame broiled burger baby.....


American fast food chain Burger King is marketing a men's fragrance with the scent of meat

Flame is the meat giants' custom line of body spray, which has just launched at selected stores as well as online. Combining what the company calls "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat"

They even have a special web site for it: firemeetsdesire.com/

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You know, who doesn't like to teabag someone every now and again?

Well the conservative movement is taking teabagging to a new level. How about giant teabagging parties all across the country... simultaneously

Next Wednesday will be a day for the history books




Thanks to johnnym77 for finding this gem, *edit* he also found another bit of teabagging (or Teabagg'n) goodness

I have a number of veg/vegan people on my friends list so they probably read it as it was intended: I love tofu

Everyone else probably reads it the same way as the state of Colorado did when they banned the plate.

Last Wednesday everyone's favorite internets guru Trent Reznor announced the release of a new album produced by Timberland called Strobe Light



Check out these awesome tracks and all the guest appearances:

1. intro skit
2. everybody's doing it (featuring chris martin, jay-z AND bono)
3. black t-shirt
4. pussygrinder (featuring sheryl crow)
5. coffin on the dancefloor
6. this rhythm is infected
7. slide to the dark side
8. even closer (featuring justin timberlake and maynard james keenan)
9. on the list (she's not)
10. clap trap crack slap
11. laid, paid and played (featuring fergie of the black eyed peas and al jourgensen)
12. feel like being dead again
13. still hurts (featuring alicia keys)

Of course last Wednesday was April fools, Trent would never release this shit. But what is even funnier is he did it to make fun of Chris Cornell who recently did announce a record that will be produced by Timberland.  Trent started making fun of Chris back on March 11th on his Twitter account where he said this: "You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell's record? Jesus."

From the people who brought you Dick In A Box, Jizz In My Pants and On A Boat, here comes the next song/video

Like A Boss (Language may be NSFW)

This time you must must mow the lawn

Don't know what to wear for Prom?

How about this lovely vagina dress



You will be the hit of the dance

Sanna’s, a clothing store in Brazil has created thong "bikini" jeans with "strass" (is that short for Strap ass?)




They cost $95 bucks too; less fabric = more expensive I guess


*Edit* yesididit pointed out that they have been in Japan for a year or two.

This is awesome

I found the greatest and worst web site ever!

ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com/


Care for a hot beef sunday?



Or how about some Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburgers



There is so much more goodness/badness on the site it's overwelming

Now for my DJ friends.

CanYouPlayThatOneSong.com/

A collection of the worst song request story's!

Like this:

blondie: Hi do you have anything we can dance to?
steve: can't you dance to this? (while playing James Brown - Papa's Got A Brand New Bag)
blonde: me and my friends don't dance to this country music.
steve: but it's James Brown!
blondie: (looks confused)
steve: have you never heard of James Brown?
blondie: I've heard of Bobby Brown

Look at this new product that is fun for all the kids

Something to make you smile, a sleepwalking dog

Everyone is going to want one.

(Language NSFW)

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work


Stolen from ninevah

Josh Freese is the former drummer for NIN (He has also been in the Vandals, Devo and A Perfect Circle.) He is releasing a new album soon and is going a little crazy with the promotion. I'm sure you all know about all the cool ways Trent has promoted NIN albums recently.

Well Josh wants to one up him. it's starts with a simple digital download of the new album Since 1972 for $7 and goes WAY up from there:

$7

* Digital download of Since 1972, including 3 videos

$15

* CD/DVD double-disc set
* Digital download

$50

* CD/DVD double-disc set
* T-shirt
* “Thank you” phone call from Josh for buying Since 1972. You can tell him what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought sucked. Ask whatever you want, like “Is Maynard really THAT weird?” or “Which one of Sting’s mansions has the comfiest beds?” or “Are Devo really suburban robots that monitor reality or just a bunch of dads from Ohio?” or “Why don’t the Vandals play more stuff off the first record?” It’s your 5 minutes to yack it up. Talk about whatever you want.

$250 (limited edition of 25)

* Signed CD/DVD and digital download
* T-shirt
* Signed drum head and drumsticks
* Go on a lunch date with Josh to PF Changs or The Cheesecake Factory (whatever you’re into)

$500 (limited edition of 15)

* Signed CD/DVD and digital download
* T-shirt
* Signed cymbal and sticks
* Meet Josh in Venice, Calif., and go floating together in a sensory-deprivation tank (to be filmed and posted on YouTube)
* Dinner at Sizzler (get your $8.99 steak and “all you can eat” shrimp on)

$1,000 (limited edition of 10)

* Signed CD/DVD and digital download
* T-shirt
* Signed cymbal, drum head and drumsticks
* Josh washes your car OR does your laundry … or you can wash his car
* Have dinner with Josh aboard the Queen Mary in Long Beach, Calif.
* Get drunk and cut each other’s hair in the parking lot of the Long Beach courthouse (filmed and posted on YouTube, of course)
( It gets crazier after the cut )

My original post involved a 911 call, but it's been removed by YouTube. So instead I give you

a newscaster fail



Not as good as my first post, but still not bad.

Check out this great clip from the Ellen DeGeneres show

Wait a minute.....

In Tucson AZ, during the Super Bowl on Sunday, someone hacked into the comcast signal and streamed 30 seconds of hard core porn into the game (at a really crucial point in the game too)

Comcast is going to be very good to it's viewers though, they are giving everyone who saw the broadcast a $10 credit. Oh, $10 whole bucks, that will let you supersize your big mac meal.


Here is the clip, it is very not safe for work

You may have seen ads for the Snuggie, which has to be the dumbest thing I've seen advertised in a long time. I mean, it's a fucking blanket that makes you look like a cultist.

The weird thing is they are selling like crazy, there is even a waiting list!  

Well this ad is perfect, this is how it should have been advertised, it's the actual ad with a different voice over.

Miller High Life has launched a new campaign that talks about how over priced a superbowl ad is. They are saying they would only run a one second ad (Which is sounds like they are going to do.)

Here are the one second ads that aren't making the cut.

Best thing caught on Google Street view yet:



*Edit*
star5 informed me that the same people set up some other things farther down the street. Here is a scientist shooting a laser at some other people with Hearts in their eyes.


Then a bit further down the alley there is a marching band and parade watchers.


Creative fun people are awesome

This is pretty funny


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

Improv Everywhere is a comedy troupe who pulls pranks and stunts on the public without telling anyone they are doing it. I've written about their simultaneously freeze in grand central station and the Best Buy jokes they've done.

They did one this summer that was really good. They call it the "Best Game Ever" (It's similar to a stunt they pulled in '04 called "Best Gig Ever").

They picked a little league game at random, researched both teams so that they knew the names, nicknames, stats and everything of all the players. They then flooded the stands with crazy screaming fans for both teams. They also sent in mascots, had a famous NBC sports announcer call the game over the PA, broke out a huge jumbo tron score board in center field and even got the Goodyear Blimp to fly around over the game. All of this without telling the players, coaches or parents what was going on.


Best Game Ever from ImprovEverywhere on Vimeo.

Check out this Wendy's training video from the 80's.

Greatest Ever

A Wonder Boner... The gift that keeps on giving




.... and yes, just saying "Wonder Boner" makes me laugh

Taken from this Craigs list post

Hello! I am a 46 year old musician looking for some like minded musicians to form a Right Said Fred Tribute Band. After hearing "I'm Too Sexy" back in 1992, I became obsessed with the group that seemed to write the music I most related to. The song moved me so much, I engulfed myself in their entire catalouge, and started taking keyboard lessons so I could play the songs myself. Within 4 months, I quit my job as a touch therapist, and focused solely on learning the songs by who I consider the greatest artists of the 20th Century, RSF. I feel that after almost 17 years of 'shedding on the RSF catalouge, I am confident enough to perform them in front of an audience.

As I believe I will have no trouble finding musicians who share my passion for the brilliant music penned by the Fairbrss brothers, I already booked a gig in March at my son's high school talent show. I had to pull a lot of strings to get on the bill, but the principal finally agreed to let me play, so long as my son is in the band. He is currently learning to play the bass guitar. I have already taken the liberty of naming the group "The Fredheads" in honor of their 2001 album.

I am looking right now to find a guitarist, a drummer and another handsome vocalist. I have been told I look like a hirsuite Richard Fairbrass, so I need to find a suitable Fred. Image is important.

I will be holding auditions the next few weeks. Please contact me through here and I will get back to you ASAP!



Devil first found and posted this on DarkTwinCities.com

What's the deal with QVC and ladders, this didn't happen once but twice

Read this on twitter today:

"Where's my glue gun?? You guys, it's only a week till Thanksgiving and my Jordache short shorts aren't going to fucking bedazzle themselves."

and for bonus points:

The 5 Lamest Forwarded Emails (And Why Your Mom Loves Them)

This is from the 1999 Onion book Our Dumb Century the subtitle is: “Nation Eagerly Awaits Ohio Man’s Profound Insights Into Current Events.”

This video is very well done, brings me back to my old school breakin days.

McCain vs Obama

Have fun everyone palinaspresident.com

Last night, right before the debate

Here we have a number of NSFW clips...that have been transformed into very safe for work clips, good stuff.


Diesel's SFW XXX Party Clip - Watch more free videos