I found another one of those weird products, check it out

Yes it's a real product, you can order them here: http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus

This can't be real can it?   Unless it's a Sy Fy movie (BTW, that is really how the network will spell their name starting this summer)

I work in the advertising business, and I hear a lot of crazy ideas that are kicked around for ad concepts.

But nothing that would ever come close to the crazyness of these Japanese ads for high blood pressure, RubberDuckZilla and I Have a Bad Case of Diarrhea

It's called Flame, you know you like it.

It smells familiar, what is it?

That's the smell of a flame broiled burger baby.....


American fast food chain Burger King is marketing a men's fragrance with the scent of meat

Flame is the meat giants' custom line of body spray, which has just launched at selected stores as well as online. Combining what the company calls "the scent of seduction with a hint of flame-broiled meat"

They even have a special web site for it: firemeetsdesire.com/

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I have a number of veg/vegan people on my friends list so they probably read it as it was intended: I love tofu

Everyone else probably reads it the same way as the state of Colorado did when they banned the plate.

Don't know what to wear for Prom?

How about this lovely vagina dress



You will be the hit of the dance

Sanna’s, a clothing store in Brazil has created thong "bikini" jeans with "strass" (is that short for Strap ass?)




They cost $95 bucks too; less fabric = more expensive I guess


*Edit* yesididit pointed out that they have been in Japan for a year or two.

This has to be fake, but they did a really good job with it.


Also, from news of the idiotic:

A Wichita, Kansas preacher says he will not remove a message on his church sign that says President-Elect Barack Obama is a Muslim.

The sign is staying up despite the fact that Obama is a Christian.

The sign at Spirit One Christian Center reads, "America we have a Muslim president. This is sin against the Lord."

Obama supporters reportedly got into a shouting match with parishioners outside the church on Sunday

Man Sues Doctors For Amputating Penis

What part of "circumcision" was unclear? That's basically what a Kentucky man and his wife are asking of two doctors who cut off the man's penis while he was under the knife. The doctors say they discovered cancer and made an emergency decision. The man says, dude, wtf, you cut off my penis. It doesn't grow back, and it was kind of important to me.


...now that would suck!

or something...

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
August 12, 2008
BIGFOOT BODY FOUND
DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a
PRESS CONFERENCE
to be held on
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008
Time: From 12Noon-1:00pm
Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306

(Thanks to vnsplshr for finding this)

Even though this has nothing to do with our Sasquatch, it works our well for us as we have two new Spots that premier Monday.

Here is the new teaser

I lived in Plymouth for years and I didn't think it was all that great.

But apparently CNN disagrees with me as they have named Plymouth, MN the best small city to live in

Man survives diving into wood chipper in Roseville

A man tried to kill himself with a wood chipper in Roseville Thursday afternoon.

The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper.

The workers immediately turned off the machines and called 911.

The man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul where he remains in the intensive care unit. Officials say he suffered severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso.

Roseville Police said the incident was likely a suicide attempt, noting that the man did not leave a note or any indication of his intentions.

While 5 EYEWITNESS NEWS does not normally report suicides, the incident was in a public area. In fact, a hardware store’s surveillance camera may have captured the event on tape and police will review the video.

Stolen from ninevah 

So how long until that video surfaces on the intertubes

The Front wins city pages best dance club


Wow....

OTTAWA (Reuters) - Canada's post office and police are trying to track down a "rogue elf" who wrote obscene letters to children on behalf of Santa Claus, a newspaper reported on Friday.

"We firmly believe there is just one rogue elf out there," a Canada Post spokeswoman told the paper.

Canada Post's popular "Write to Santa" program -- which last year delivered more than a million letters to children in Canada and around the world -- has been shut down in Ottawa until the offender is caught. Full Story

I just saw a picture of a Coconut Crab, holy smoke. I don't know if I should be really scared... or salivating.

Well fret no longer, I have the perfect gift for you:

Vulva, vaginal scent. Yes, when you need special vagina scent but can't quite get there yourself; it's Vulva to the rescue. Offical website (NSFW), yes it is a real product.

Don't all thank me at once, just be sure to send me a bottle of sweaty ball cologne when they create that.

.... and it's their 2nd annual

I really don't know what to say.

This is crazy, check out this Tokyo wave pool. The pool is in Tokyo Summerland, right now it's the middle the Obon holiday week. Because everyone is on holiday, they all went the the pool at the exact same time:

Here is a video of Christopher Walken cooking chicken with pears. He is very serious in this video, it's like he's trying out for the food network or something. One thing is for sure; he really likes his salt. Plus he doesn't use any herbs at all, WTF.

Oh and it's definitely Walken

Do you want your own personal man pet?

Well you can have one, check out the Manquarium

A restaurant in Japan has a goldfish tank…in the deep fryer. Link

Because oil floats on water, despite the massive heat (163 degrees Celsius) the goldfish simply stay away from the surface and all is well. They eat the crumbs of croquettes and other fried foods that fall to the bottom, and can live in there for 5-10 years** as they happily clean away, ignorant to the fact that certain death awaits any potential escapees.

Pakistan: 11 dead, 100 injured in kite flying festival
At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colourful kites, officials said today.

The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops yesterday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for emergency service in the city of Lahore.

Girl lost in poker game pleads for help
In breaking news, a teenage girl in southern Pakistan, whose late father lost her in a poker game when she was 2 years old, has asked authorities to save her from being handed over to a middle-aged relative.

Stand-in mistress sought to take wife's abuse
BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese businessman has advertised on the Internet for a stand-in mistress to be beaten up by his wife to vent her anger and to protect his real mistress, Chinese media reported on Monday.

"When the woman found out her husband had a mistress, she insisted on beating her up," the Beijing Youth Daily said, citing the advertisement posted on a popular online jobs forum on sina.com.

More than 10 people had applied for the job, the newspaper said. The "successful" candidate would be 35 and originally from northeastern China and would be paid 3,000 yuan ($400) per 10 minutes, it said.