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  • Aug. 14th, 2006 at 8:25 AM
Brock
Last night's episode was AWESOME!




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Guild Soldier: (coughing) I think you may have got the kidney. I don't wanna die alone! (cough) Don't...don't go!
Brock: I don't think I hit your kidney.
Guild Soldier: No, no...you totally did! (cough) Please...please! Hold me!
Brock: Look, I'm pretty sure I missed the kidney. I mean, you could bleed to death in like...four hours, but ah..
Guild Soldier: I..I see a tunnel...I'm scared...could you...could you stroke my hair?
Brock: Alright, look...you are not gonna...
Guild Soldier: Well can you sing to me? Could you sing a Technotronic song? Maybe (cough) Pump Up The Jam?
Brock: I dunno..I..
Guild Soldier: What about Move This? Do you know that one?
Brock: (long sigh) ...Baby let me...
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Hank Venture: (holding crotch in front of hand dryer) Venture ingenuity, Dean-o! You gotta try this, it feels too good! It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants! This rules!
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Phantom Limb: Brock Samson. The Venture mule. Do you always hang out naked in the men’s bathroom?

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Dr. Venture: Why are you naked?
Brock: (panting, covered in blood) To prey on their fear. Move like an animal, to feel the kill.
Dr. Venture: Alright, now you're scaring me. What's going on?
Brock: I dunno. (holds up severed head) But judging from these goggles, it's The Guild. Seems like you made it to the big league, what'd you do?
Dr. Venture: Nothing! I was just sitting here, watching the worst porno ever. Is that a head?

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[info]dj_spider wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 01:43 pm (UTC)
"I'm blogging"
"I don't know, I met her on LiveJournal"
"Dude, she looks like Medusa"
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 02:05 pm (UTC)
"That seltzer isn't going to get itself!"

"And two: he is a humorless dick."
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
"I met her on the Live Journal….. I posted a picture of my sculpted prison abs and she replied that I was t-eh sex”
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 02:25 pm (UTC)
Do you think [info]jollyrancher82 is the same one as the one from the show?
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[info]seilens wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)
Ha. Those are funny. I haven't seen that show. When's it on?

Probably won't be at HM tonight. Still sick. I promise I'll show up there again sometime soon! Aiming for next week!
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 03:34 pm (UTC)
New episodes air Sunday nights at 9:30 on Adult Swim. (They re-run them at 1:30 or 2AM.) They also run older episodes during the week on Adult Swim. Here is their page on AdultSwim.com


Bummer you are still feeling sick. Get better soon.
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[info]kantrip wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
*LOL*
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 06:42 pm (UTC)
"It's better than sitting on a swing sideways!"
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[info]spun_lepton wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 08:43 pm (UTC)
Great episode. Nothing tops last week's, though ...

DR. V: Oh, god, I thought I was done with those crappy dreams --
INQUISITOR: THAT WAS A WEIRD ONE!!!!
DR. V: Oh, great! You can read my mind, too?
INQUISITOR: IGNORE ME!!!! ... YES, I CAN.
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 14th, 2006 09:06 pm (UTC)
Crap I think I missed that one.
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[info]spun_lepton wrote:
Aug. 15th, 2006 03:45 am (UTC)
That's why there's YouTube!

20 Years to Midnight

You have to watch it on the small screen ... and in chunks ... but at least you'll see it.
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[info]dj_nitrogen wrote:
Aug. 15th, 2006 02:03 pm (UTC)
Sweet! Thanks
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